woman equals … (pure mathematical proof)
I was just being explained this mathematical approach of proving the final statement below (don’t check now), and I thought it deserved to be posted here. This approach has (supposedly, no proof found yet…) been developed by Harvard students.
Of course no pan intended for the fairer sex… (although I believe that the proof is valid 
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It is true that in todays time to find and maintain a woman, a man must dedicate time and money,
woman = time x moneyEconomics professor Ian Walker, of central England’s Warwick University has recently (2002) formulated an equation and found that time actually is money. His formula is a bit more complicated for our taste, so we use the simplest form of the saying “time is money” as shown below.
time = moneyTherefore, substituting time with money we get,
woman = money x moneySimplifying the equation…
woman = money²It is a common saying that “money is the root of all evil.” According to the Random House Dictionary of Proverbs and Sayings, the phrase first appeared in English circa 1000 A.D. The saying originated in the New Testament. “For the love of money is the root of all evil.” Timothy, 6:10.
In our case we substitute evil with problems
money = problemsTherefore, substituting money to the original equation we have…
woman = (√problems)²Simplifying the equation by canceling out the root (√) and the square (²) signs we get…
woman = problems
So the moral fiber of the above is, “Why should a man waste time and money to end up in trouble ?“
Nerdy
yeah its a cool one but we all know it lol
I happen to have disproved that equation. I find that this equation is lacking positive and neutral values signs. For example; there are two types of women who equal time x money.
A) women = -time x -money = less time x less money
B) women = -time x +money = less time x positive money*
* meaning the increase of income. A woman who gives you more money then you spend on her.
Take that into consideration boys.
pimp on
Ech0ofSan1ty
hahaha that’s true
alright. it makes sense, but still. i want someone to come up with an equation for men…..
yup. that’ll make me happy:)
"If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
- Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)